Dudes, you are not gods.
Toshko Yordanov, MP for There Is Such a People, to GERB who wanted a longer vacation in December and January on religious grounds
Fulfilling all of our goals in the set timeframe will be hard, but we all realise that you can eat an elephant a bite at a time.
Prime Minister Kiril Petkov
I will ban the State Railway bosses from using government cars. Let them travel by train.