BEWARE OF FALLING SUBJECTS

by Dimana Trankova; photography by Stamen Manolov

If you are unsure when to take a bath or visit a sick friend, and what soup to choose, seek advice from the public signs of Communism

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In London, they urge you to look to the right before crossing the street and to mind the gap (between the train and the platform). In Germany they love bans, especially strict ones.

In Communist Bulgaria public signs amalgamated the idea of urging people to do things deemed safe for them and to ban them from other things that are dangerous or unhealthy. To put it in another way, they taught people how to live and behave.

In the years when the pre-1944 farming society transformed itself into an urban one, the social education of hundreds of peasants-turned-city-dwellers was crucial, and the Communist government decided that signs on streets and in workplaces would be an effective method for the task. Attached onto walls all over large and small cities, signs instructed newcomers on how to walk on pavements, how to cross streets and why it was so important to keep the streets clean ("cleanliness of a city is a measure of the culture of its inhabitants" is one of the most common slogans).

Public signs, however, did not stop there. In factories and offices, they instructed workers on how to obtain food from the canteen and even what food to order ("In winter choose soup and in summer give preference to tarator," instructed one).

Signs even took the role of advertisements, proclaiming life-defining ideals such as "Every child ‒ with an account in the State Savings Bank!".

As a general rule, their language was uneducated, crude and ultimately pretentious as Communist sign thinkers tended to avoid plain language and use "new" words, often borrowed from Russia.

Just imagine those mid-level bureaucrats who commissioned government-employed painters poets to toil over menacing slogans!
Significantly, the Bulgarian culture of signs has not disappeared with the demise of Communism. Post-Communist signs are at least as ridiculous as the ones devised by the government-employed poets and painters of yesteryear. In the next issue of Vagabond we will be bringing you our exclusive selection of the signs of Post-Communism.

 

CLEANLINESS BRINGS HEALTH. HEALTH IS HAPPINESSCLEANLINESS BRINGS HEALTH.
HEALTH IS HAPPINESS

 

COME TO WORK RELAXEDCOME TO WORK RELAXED

 

PEDESTRIANS MOVE ONLY ALONG THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE OF THE SIDEWALKS IN THE DIRECTION OF YOUR MOVEMENT!PEDESTRIANS
MOVE ONLY ALONG THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE OF THE SIDEWALKS IN THE
DIRECTION OF YOUR MOVEMENT!

 

PARTY OFFICEPARTY OFFICE

 

ATTENTION! BEWARE OF FALLING SUBJECTSATTENTION!
BEWARE OF FALLING SUBJECTS

 

WORKSHOP FOR RESTRETCHING BED SPRINGSWORKSHOP FOR RESTRETCHING BED SPRINGS

 

THROWING RUBBISH EATING SEEDS SPITTING IN STREETS INDICATES BASE CULTURETHROWING RUBBISH EATING SEEDS SPITTING IN STREETS INDICATES BASE CULTURE

 

EVERY CHILD – A DEPOSITOR AT THE STATE SAVINGS BANKEVERY CHILD – A DEPOSITOR AT THE STATE SAVINGS BANK

 

BEWARE OF JABBINGBEWARE OF JABBING

 

ROOM FOR DAMSELSROOM FOR DAMSELS

 

GRAZING FORBIDDEN!GRAZING FORBIDDEN!

 

FOR RUBBISH USE THE BASKETSFOR RUBBISH USE THE BASKETS

 

ATTENTION! THERE ARE NO SPARE PARTS FOR THE HUMAN BODYATTENTION!
THERE ARE NO SPARE PARTS FOR THE HUMAN BODY

 

CITIZENS. PRESERVE YOUR HEALTH. DO NOT LITTER THE STREETS!CITIZENS. PRESERVE YOUR HEALTH. DO NOT LITTER THE STREETS!

 

THE BEAUTY OF THE PARK URGES ITS BEING KEPT CLEANTHE BEAUTY OF THE PARK URGES ITS BEING KEPT CLEAN

 

EXPOSE THE VIOLATORS OF CLEANLINESSEXPOSE THE VIOLATORS OF CLEANLINESS


PEDESTRIANS, THE SUDDEN EMERGENCE FROM THE SIDEWALK ONTO THE TARMAC OF THE STREET IN FRONT OF A MOTORIZED TRANSPORTATION VEHICLE IN MOTION MEANS CERTAIN DEMISE!PEDESTRIANS, THE SUDDEN EMERGENCE FROM THE SIDEWALK
ONTO THE TARMAC OF THE STREET IN FRONT OF A MOTORIZED TRANSPORTATION VEHICLE IN MOTION MEANS CERTAIN DEMISE!

 

TRAIN DRIVER  GOING ON RED LIGHT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!TRAIN DRIVER
GOING ON RED LIGHT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!

 

CLEANLINESS MAY ONLY BE KEPT WITH THE EFFORTS OF  ALL CITIZENSCLEANLINESS MAY ONLY BE KEPT
WITH THE EFFORTS OF ALL CITIZENS

 

DO NOT SPILL OIL ON THE WORK SITE!DO NOT SPILL OIL ON THE WORK SITE!

 

FIRE IS A GOOD FRIEND AND A BAD ENEMYFIRE IS A GOOD FRIEND AND A BAD ENEMY

 

CITIZENS!  REGULARLY SWEEP THE SIDEWALKS  IN FRONT OF THE BUILDINGS  INHABITED BY YOURSELVESCITIZENS!
REGULARLY SWEEP THE SIDEWALKS
IN FRONT OF THE BUILDINGS
INHABITED BY YOURSELVES

 

IN ORDER TO BE HEALTHY: WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU EAT; TAKE A BATH EVERY WEEK; DO YOUR MORNING EXERCISE; EAT REGULARLY EVERY DAY; CHEW YOUR FOOD WELL; EAT FRUIT AND VEGETABLES; BRUSH YOUR TEETH; DO NOT VISIT YOUR SICK COMRADESIN ORDER TO BE HEALTHY:
WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU EAT;
TAKE A BATH EVERY WEEK;
DO YOUR MORNING EXERCISE;
EAT REGULARLY EVERY DAY;
CHEW YOUR FOOD WELL;
EAT FRUIT AND VEGETABLES;
BRUSH YOUR TEETH;
DO NOT VISIT YOUR SICK COMRADES

 

LET US FIGHT FOR AN EXEMPLARY ANTIFIRE ORDER IN THE RAILROAD TRANSPORTLET US FIGHT FOR AN EXEMPLARY
ANTIFIRE ORDER IN THE RAILROAD TRANSPORT

 

CLOSE THE DOOR BRUSH YOUR FEET CLOSE THE DOOR
BRUSH YOUR FEET

 

PIONEER! YOU ARE AN YOUNG FOLLOWER OF GEORGI DIMITROV! BE ALWAYS CLEAN AND TIDY!PIONEER! YOU ARE AN YOUNG FOLLOWER OF GEORGI DIMITROV! BE ALWAYS CLEAN AND TIDY!

 

INSURANCE IS PRUDENCEINSURANCE IS PRUDENCE

 

REMEMBER! WHAT YOU LOSE IN AN ACCIDENT WILL NEVER COME BACK!REMEMBER! WHAT YOU LOSE
IN AN ACCIDENT WILL NEVER COME BACK!

 

ALWAYS WORK WITH TUCKED-IN WORK CLOTHES AND HAIR!ALWAYS WORK WITH TUCKED-IN WORK CLOTHES AND HAIR!


TENANTS, KEEP THE STATE HOUSES AS IF THEY WERE YOUR OWNTENANTS, KEEP THE STATE HOUSES AS IF THEY WERE YOUR OWN

 

LET US PROTECT THE STATE PROPERTY FROM FIRE!LET US PROTECT THE STATE PROPERTY FROM FIRE!

 

MERCHANT WORKERS DO NOT BLOCK THE SIDEWALKS WITH PACKAGING!MERCHANT WORKERS DO NOT BLOCK THE SIDEWALKS WITH PACKAGING!

 

BY ENSURING EXEMPLARY CLEANLINESS, LET US PROVIDE OUR CITY WITH A REAL SOCIALIST IMAGEBY ENSURING EXEMPLARY CLEANLINESS, LET US PROVIDE OUR CITY WITH A REAL SOCIALIST IMAGE

 

CLEANLINESS IN THE CITY IS A MEASURE FOR THE CULTURE OF ITS CITIZENS. CITIZENS, LET US BE CULTURED! KEEP THE CLEANLINESS! CLEANLINESS IN THE CITY IS A MEASURE FOR THE CULTURE OF ITS CITIZENS.
CITIZENS, LET US BE CULTURED!
KEEP THE CLEANLINESS!

 

TOBACCO SMOKING OR HEALTH: YOU CHOOSETOBACCO SMOKING OR HEALTH: YOU CHOOSE

 

FORBIDDEN! WASHING CLOTHES IN THE AREA OF THE BATHING PLACE!FORBIDDEN! WASHING CLOTHES IN THE AREA OF THE BATHING PLACE!

 

PICNICKERS AND TOURISTS DO NOT THROW LIT MATCHES AND CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE DRY GRASS!PICNICKERS AND TOURISTS
DO NOT THROW LIT MATCHES
AND CIGARETTE BUTTS IN
THE DRY GRASS!

 

PUPILS! KEEP THE TRAFFIC RULES! BE EXAMPLES!PUPILS!
KEEP THE TRAFFIC RULES!
BE EXAMPLES!

 

DO NOT CLOSE! PEOPLE ARE WORKING!DO NOT CLOSE! PEOPLE ARE WORKING!

 

TO THE SHELTERTO THE SHELTER

 

DO NOT SPILL WATER WITHOUT A REASONDO NOT SPILL WATER WITHOUT A REASON

 

PARENTS, KEEP YOUR MATCHES IN PLACES INACCESSIBLE TO CHILDREN!PARENTS, KEEP YOUR MATCHES IN PLACES INACCESSIBLE TO CHILDREN!

 

WASHING ROOM OO MENWASHING ROOM OO MEN

 


IT IS FORBIDDEN TO POUND MATTRESSES, CARPETS, AND RUGS FROM THE BALCONY!  TO DO THAT, USE THE BAR IN THE YARD!IT IS FORBIDDEN TO POUND MATTRESSES, CARPETS, AND RUGS FROM THE BALCONY! TO DO THAT, USE THE BAR IN THE YARD!

 

 

HIT IT OFF ONLY IN THE ALLOWED WAYS!HIT IT OFF ONLY IN THE ALLOWED WAYS!

 

USING THE TAP IS BANNED!USING THE TAP IS BANNED!

 

TOILETTOILET

 

CITIZENS LET US WORK TIRELESSLY TO ATTAIN AND MAINTAIN AN EXEMPLARY NEIGHBOURHOODCITIZENS LET US WORK TIRELESSLY TO ATTAIN AND MAINTAIN AN EXEMPLARY NEIGHBOURHOOD

 

WORK HERE!WORK HERE!

 

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN FOR THE SICK TO WALK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AREA. VIOLATORS WILL BE DISCHARGED ON DISCIPLINARY GROUNDS.IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN FOR THE SICK TO WALK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AREA. VIOLATORS WILL BE DISCHARGED ON DISCIPLINARY GROUNDS.

 

HOLD THE RECEIVER VERTICALLYHOLD THE RECEIVER VERTICALLY

 

HYGIENE IS A MEASURE FOR PEOPLE'S CULTUREHYGIENE IS A MEASURE FOR PEOPLE'S CULTURE

 

STATE INSURANCE INSTITUTE. CITIZENS, INSURE YOUR BELONGINGS. THE INSTALMENTS ARE MINIMAL.STATE INSURANCE INSTITUTE. CITIZENS, INSURE YOUR BELONGINGS. THE INSTALMENTS ARE MINIMAL.

 

TOBACCO SMOKING UNDERMINES HEALTHTOBACCO SMOKING UNDERMINES HEALTH

 

THANK YOU FOR NOT TRAMPLING OVER THE GREEN FIELDSTHANK YOU FOR NOT TRAMPLING OVER THE GREEN FIELDS

 

CITIZENS, HELP MAINTAIN CLEANLINESSCITIZENS, HELP MAINTAIN CLEANLINESS

 

OBEY THE SAFETY WORK REGULATIONS!OBEY THE SAFETY WORK REGULATIONS!

 

TOSSING LINENS AND CARPETS OVER THE NON-FACADE BALCONIES IS ALLOWED BEFORE NOON FROM 7 TO 9 (SUNDAYS FROM 0830 TO 0930) AND AFTER NOON FROM 1700 TO 1900TOSSING LINENS AND CARPETS OVER THE NON-FACADE BALCONIES IS ALLOWED BEFORE NOON FROM 7 TO 9 (SUNDAYS FROM 0830 TO 0930) AND AFTER NOON FROM 1700 TO 1900

 

SILENCE HEALSSILENCE HEALS

 

PREPARE FOR DISENTANGLINGPREPARE FOR DISENTANGLING

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