An innovative Bulgarian restaurant imported a new Japanese gimmick: robotic waiters.
So, a new robot-waiter approaches a customer and instead of giving him the menu asks what his IQ is.
"170," replies the customer.
The robot brings him a bottle of good champagne and starts up a chat about classical music and abstract painting.
Then the robot moves to another customer: "What is your IQ?"
"80," the customer replies.
The robot brings a beer and inquires who's going to win at the football tonight. Then he moves to a third customer: "What is your IQ?"
"30," replies the customer.
The robot brings a glass of cheap rakiya and says: "Will Boyko and Barekov be friends again?"
A woman goes into a Bulgarian bank and says: "I have 1,000 leva with you. Can I sleep well tonight?"
"Of course," the bank clerk says. "We have enough of cash to be able to withstand an organised run on the bank."
"But what if your bank does go bust?" the woman continues.
"Don't worry," the clerk says. "Then there is the special state guarantee fund which will cover any savings you have up to 100,000 euros."
"But what if that fund fails too?" the woman asks.
"Everything will be OK. Then the Bulgarian National Bank will intervene and pay your money back," the clerk explains.
"But what if the Bulgarian National Bank also fails?" the woman insists.