WHAT MAKES THE ROUNDS THIS MONTH

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WHAT MAKES THE ROUNDS THIS MONTH

JOKE OF THE MONTH
Tue, 07/02/2019 - 10:28

The weathermen to the government: "We may lie, but we do not steal!"

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In the Council of Ministers:

"Once upon a time in Japan they carried old people and left them to die in the forest."

"Mr Prime Minister, do you have any other suggestions about the pension reforms?"

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The job of the prime minister is very difficult. Wherever he looks, he sees people stealing. Yet, he cannot punish anybody because they all belong to his party.

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"Why are there no Bulgarian politicians working abroad?"

"Because abroad they need people with skills and intelligence."

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Yesterday, the Bistritsa Tigers, the favourite football club of Prime Minister Boyko Borisov, won 4 to 1. The gate that caught his shots has already been approved for EU subsidies.

 

Issue 153

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