At the beginning of an exam a student turns to the professor:
"Let's now see what you have taught me online."
"Do you remember when we were optimistic and made grandiose plans?"
"That was yesterday. Now clean up the mess."
"They opened the gyms."
"Finally! Haven't been to one in 12 years."
An electricity meter installed at a Bulgarian court suddenly changed its testimony.
"There are three surefire ways to lose money."
"Fast, pleasant and foolproof."