THE REAL VERSION

THE REAL VERSION

Sat, 11/01/2008 - 11:20

My date asked me, "Do you ever get the sense that this life, it isn't really yours?" She waved her arms when she said "this life," as though her life – or mine – was this tavern, a kitschy place with license plates nailed to the ceiling and a smell like year-old beer stains, and that's it.

"What do you mean?" I said, though I knew exactly what she meant. A week earlier, driving home from my girlfriend's place late at night, rain blurring the windshield faster than the wipers could clear it, I'd pounded my fists against the steering wheel and hollered, "What am I doing here!" I didn't mean anything about my girlfriend. What I meant was, what in the world was I doing in Corvallis, Oregon? It rains constantly in Corvallis. When it's not raining, it smells of cow manure. I'm from the beach. I'm from San Luis Obispo, California. Whenever I think about it, even right now, it gives me vertigo.

But I'd dated enough to know it was better to ask questions than to talk.

"I mean," my date said, and paused. She wrapped a lock of carrot-orange hair around her finger, then caught herself and let it fall. "Let me illustrate with a story," she said, and grinned in a way that meant, We're on your turf now.

J. T. Bushnell holds an MFA degree in Fiction from University of Oregon and an MFA from University of Idaho. Currently he is adjunct instructor at the Creative Writing Program of University of Oregon. For his writing achievements, he has received several nominations and awards.

EK_Logo.jpg THE ELIZABETH KOS­TOVA FOUNDATION and VAGABOND, Bulgaria's English Monthly, cooperate in order to enrich the English language with translations of contemporary Bulgarian writers. Every year we give you the chance to read the work of a dozen young and sometimes not-so-young Bulgarian writers that the EKF considers original, refreshing and valuable. Some of them have been translated in English for the first time. The EKF has decided to make the selection of authors' work and to ensure they get first-class English translation, and we at VAGABOND are only too happy to get them published in a quality magazine. Enjoy our fiction pages.
Issue 26 Elizabeth Kostova Foundation

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